A bird on the fence? She's on it.
Someone mowing the lawn nearby? She'll let you know.
But the one she takes most seriously are the feral cats that roam the field behind the house. These interlopers MUST be sighted, barked at, and inspected if possible.
Uh-oh! Intruder spotted at the north gate!
You may be fast, but I am faster, my foe. Look, I'm all blurry with speed!
Clearly, my agility is unmatched.
On your way, scum. I've got my eyes on you.
;-)
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