New Year, New Sheriff Reports

Time for another daily dose of the TinyTown sheriff reports - typed exactly as they appear in the local newspaper...

• caller is suspicious of a telephone call from a telemarketer
  
  
• caller wants the deer that has been hit
  
  
• caller is concerned about mud all over the road
  
  
• caller is missing money, caller left bank with four money envelopes when the caller got to the parking lot she was missing three envelopes
  
  
• caller advised guys have been peeping in her windows, throwing sticks and ringing the door bell
  
  
• deer stand stolen
  
  
• caller locked out of running car, there is a child inside
  
  
• caller advised that a maroon vehicle pulling a white passenger car by chain, almost caused an accident