1.10.2007

New Year, New Sheriff Reports

Time for another daily dose of the TinyTown sheriff reports - typed exactly as they appear in the local newspaper...

  • caller is suspicious of a telephone call from a telemarketer

  • caller wants the deer that has been hit

  • caller is concerned about mud all over the road

  • caller is missing money, caller left bank with four money envelopes when the caller got to the parking lot she was missing three envelopes

  • caller advised guys have been peeping in her windows, throwing sticks and ringing the door bell

  • deer stand stolen

  • caller locked out of running car, there is a child inside

  • caller advised that a maroon vehicle pulling a white passenger car by chain, almost caused an accident

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