TinyTown Sheriff Reports

I think it's time for another installment of Sheriff's Reports from TinyTown...

(word for word from the newspaper...)

• Intoxicated subject called and reported he just committed burglary and is headed to [town name]
  
  
• Subject tried to take something from the junkyard and is now hung up
  
  
• Subjects sitting along road playing loud music
  
  
• Someone threw eggs on car
  
  
• Heard gunshot near trailer court, may be shooting at a opossum that tried to attack a child

Big cities have murders and rapes, arson and domestic abuse.

We have honest burglars, junkyard thieves and apparently a really ferocious possum.

Gotta love small towns. :-)