11.16.2006

TinyTown Sheriff Reports

I think it's time for another installment of Sheriff's Reports from TinyTown...

(word for word from the newspaper...)
  • Intoxicated subject called and reported he just committed burglary and is headed to [town name]

  • Subject tried to take something from the junkyard and is now hung up

  • Subjects sitting along road playing loud music

  • Someone threw eggs on car

  • Heard gunshot near trailer court, may be shooting at a opossum that tried to attack a child
Big cities have murders and rapes, arson and domestic abuse.

We have honest burglars, junkyard thieves and apparently a really ferocious possum.

Gotta love small towns. :-)

3 comments:

Megan said...

HA! I love it!
Ah... small town Indiana...
:D

Dave said...

I just found your blog and had to chuckle. I live in a small town in the Pacific Northwest and the police reports are the best read in our weekly paper.
Our reports often focus on cars "spinning cookies" or cougars in the backyard. It is a hoot!

Denise said...

I love when you post these!