(word for word from the newspaper...)
- Intoxicated subject called and reported he just committed burglary and is headed to [town name]
- Subject tried to take something from the junkyard and is now hung up
- Subjects sitting along road playing loud music
- Someone threw eggs on car
- Heard gunshot near trailer court, may be shooting at a opossum that tried to attack a child
We have honest burglars, junkyard thieves and apparently a really ferocious possum.
Gotta love small towns. :-)