Another sure sign I'm going to hell (where I'll be among friends and Starbucks, according to madame_r):
At our pitch-in lunch today, we were discussing the upcoming holiday, and Becca posed the question about the presence of the three wise men during Jesus' first days.
We surmised they were quite a bit delayed, thus making our holiday pictorials a bit inaccurate.
Becca: "Even though the three wise men make a nativity scene pretty and complete, it's not accurate."
Me: "Well, sure, but you could always park a 1985 DeLorean next to the manger, and it would work fine."
*snorts of laughter*