Sheriff's Report

Now, as I said in my previous post, I'm extremely proud to be part of the TinyTown community.


Each week, the thing I most look forward to reading in our weekly county (not city) newspaper are the sheriff reports, because they never fail to make me smile.

I know, it's mean and shallow, but I can't help it.

This week's gems (typed exactly as published):

Caller sick and tired of neighbor kids driving recklessly.

Mother having trouble with caller's ex-husband-to-be

Juveniles in area and hollering

Caller lost several keys on key ring

Caller's friend is traveling from St Louis and took a wrong turn somewhere. She is on a road with no houses and lots of grass along the road. Caller wants deputies to look for a Red Chevy.

It doesn't get any better than that in TinyTown...

1 comment:

Denise said...

Ni-iice. :-)